I have a pink cowboy hat.

I have a pink cowboy hat. I have three fish. I have a bathroom full of yellow ducks. I like to point at buttons. I like to point at Daddy's watch. I like his ring too. I am a crawling fool lately. I have shoes that help me walk around. I like covering my ears while Mommy watches American Idol. I like to play the drums. I have a napkin named Barley. I have a pillow named Barley. I have a jungle-gym named Barley. I have my own blog. I have a steadily growing fanbase. I smile when I wake up. I pose for ever-increasingly cute pictures. I will be a big sister soon. I will have a real-fo-sho cousin soon. I know baby sign language. I like ice cream. I don't like when it comes out my nose. I like to swim. I like to pee in the pool. I wish Daddy's stock would go back to $30. I have a school named after me. I have my own cell phone. I can count to 1. I love to talk. Did I mention I have a pink cowboy hat?