I definitely have a cousin.

I have seen my little cousin Todd. He is about half my size, but his feet are almost as big as mine. I was trying to get him to talk to me, but he didn't seem interested. Here's a picture of our first meeting. I know what you're thinking... Awww, two cute babies, but what's with the mullet Anna? I have to admit that it was Daddy's idea. Mommy's water almost broke when she saw him cutting my hair. Words were said. Words that Mommy and Daddy said I shouldn't repeat.

Anyway, I am getting off topic. My cousin is a cute one. I'll have to teach him some of the important tricks all babies need to know, like earmuffs, jazz-hands and my personal favorite, rolling over into you own poop as soon as Mommy takes your diaper off.